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Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatl...

Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatlu 7 se even la odd la haiyu

Koktang:oja even ni

Oja:hei sono seven se kmaina even oihanlino ha

Koktang: oja S to lwthoko adum oijarbni

Oja:ash!


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Nupa amkhak cosmetic stor...

Nupa amkhak cosmetic store da lakpajatni

Dukandar:kari yengsige?
Nupa:perfume nungsiba2 khra yengjage
Dukandarduna makhal2gi perfume puthokami
Nupa duna kap2tuna try twraba matung hairakami...
Nupa:aaah! Mamalse yadre lupa 10/20 piba oina piraku
Dukandar:ebungo adugi oiragadi kalen su oibnina sasu yam sabnina segrak ta humbiraga adum koinam nambiro!!!


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miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwg...

miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwgtlu...
tomchw: keigiNo oja...
miss: mee usitene mac eise kana malli...ng hah..
tomchw: eikhoi maning gi yu ngaoba thembung gi nupi malle..
miss: ahh..ahh.. mac hwre eingnda.. lichei khngbra....
tomchw: lee g ro waa g ro plastic ki ro... oja..
miss: noi napana nangonda fuba lichei do......
tomchw: khoi baba na miss ta pirkero...
miss: ng karn ym taningbra... hah.. napa da takthokke..
tomchw: Oo... miss ei gyn tare... khoi mama da horen haidokke ng...


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Hello! Police Station

Nupa:Hello! Police Station

Police:Mani takpiyu kari karamb emergency leire

Nupa:Yamna arubni amukta lakpiyu

Police:Ado karitwb yaorage

Nupa:eigdmak nupi ani funadana leire
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Police:Ae! Adudi afab wani keino

Nupa:Fabbudi yam fab aduda nupi athibiduna ngamkhidore


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Nupa ama video yeng2na

Nupa ama video yeng2na

Hei minai macha yes haiganune ngbo! Napunsi chupa ningamdabna pik thalanine! Ash! Haiganu haibnine ngbo! Loiredana haikhrene

Nupi:Ho karibu yengino adukyam nungaitana koirao laoridubo

Nupa:keisu nateda eikhoinigi luhongbg videodo yengambni!


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Biology class PDF Print Write e-mail
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Thursday, 28 March 2013 06:58

Biology class... Teacher was teaching about EARTHWORM... Teacher saw a boy sleeping... Get angry pulled the ear of the student and ask ... What is an EARTHWORM??? Student ans... When Sun heat the Earth than the Earth get warm, this is call Earthwarm..

 
Girl ask to her elder PDF Print Write e-mail
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Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:33

Girl ask to her elder - why both person close their eyes when they KISS each other???
Elder- How do you know???

Last Updated on Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:36
 
A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE (from Ningamba Ng) PDF Print Write e-mail
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Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:13

A new element added to PERIODIC
TABLE:
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Name:" Girl
Symbol:" Gl
Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to
ask..
Physical properties:"
1. Boils at any time,
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2. Melts when handled with love and
care,
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3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
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1. Very reactive,
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2. Highly unstable,
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3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other

 
Can u pliz take off... (from Roshan greene) PDF Print Write e-mail
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Wednesday, 04 April 2012 11:32

A boy n a gal were goin for a trip
GAL: excuse me,Can u take off somethin frm my boobs.
The boy eagerly n happily said: wow, it will b nice baby, wht do u want??
GAL: ur eyes, pliz...

 
Hey Girl (from Nganpoii) PDF Print Write e-mail
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Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:22

Good girls don't lie, Bad girls don't cry, Dumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underwear, Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene, Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your a$$, Smart girls will excel, Gossip girls will tell,
Popular girls get all the boys, Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are nothing new, So which one applies to you?

 
I really Apreciate ur"BRAIN" PDF Print Write e-mail
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Wednesday, 01 September 2010 16:09

I really Apreciate ur"BRAIN". Which is divided into 2 parts,
right & left.... 1. In right nothing is LEFT 2. In left nothing is RIGHT;-)

 
Teacher: Four beautiful girls
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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

 
Should women have children
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Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough

 
i've written a poem for you
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I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

 
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