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Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatl...

Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatlu 7 se even la odd la haiyu

Koktang:oja even ni

Oja:hei sono seven se kmaina even oihanlino ha

Koktang: oja S to lwthoko adum oijarbni

Oja:ash!


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Nupa amkhak cosmetic stor...

Nupa amkhak cosmetic store da lakpajatni

Dukandar:kari yengsige?
Nupa:perfume nungsiba2 khra yengjage
Dukandarduna makhal2gi perfume puthokami
Nupa duna kap2tuna try twraba matung hairakami...
Nupa:aaah! Mamalse yadre lupa 10/20 piba oina piraku
Dukandar:ebungo adugi oiragadi kalen su oibnina sasu yam sabnina segrak ta humbiraga adum koinam nambiro!!!


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miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwg...

miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwgtlu...
tomchw: keigiNo oja...
miss: mee usitene mac eise kana malli...ng hah..
tomchw: eikhoi maning gi yu ngaoba thembung gi nupi malle..
miss: ahh..ahh.. mac hwre eingnda.. lichei khngbra....
tomchw: lee g ro waa g ro plastic ki ro... oja..
miss: noi napana nangonda fuba lichei do......
tomchw: khoi baba na miss ta pirkero...
miss: ng karn ym taningbra... hah.. napa da takthokke..
tomchw: Oo... miss ei gyn tare... khoi mama da horen haidokke ng...


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Hello! Police Station

Nupa:Hello! Police Station

Police:Mani takpiyu kari karamb emergency leire

Nupa:Yamna arubni amukta lakpiyu

Police:Ado karitwb yaorage

Nupa:eigdmak nupi ani funadana leire
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Police:Ae! Adudi afab wani keino

Nupa:Fabbudi yam fab aduda nupi athibiduna ngamkhidore


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Nupa ama video yeng2na

Nupa ama video yeng2na

Hei minai macha yes haiganune ngbo! Napunsi chupa ningamdabna pik thalanine! Ash! Haiganu haibnine ngbo! Loiredana haikhrene

Nupi:Ho karibu yengino adukyam nungaitana koirao laoridubo

Nupa:keisu nateda eikhoinigi luhongbg videodo yengambni!


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Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatlu 7 se even la odd la haiyu
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Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatlu 7 se even la odd la haiyu

Koktang:oja even ni

Oja:hei sono seven se kmaina even oihanlino ha

Koktang: oja S to lwthoko adum oijarbni

Oja:ash!

 
Nupa ama video yeng2na
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Nupa ama video yeng2na

Hei minai macha yes haiganune ngbo! Napunsi chupa ningamdabna pik thalanine! Ash! Haiganu haibnine ngbo! Loiredana haikhrene

Nupi:Ho karibu yengino adukyam nungaitana koirao laoridubo

Nupa:keisu nateda eikhoinigi luhongbg videodo yengambni!

 
Yam thin peisa paiba gup sup ka
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Yam thin peisa paiba gup sup ka thin twthekpa pakhang amkhakna echam chamjbi nupi amkhak koibjatni.Moikhoi ani nongmadi carda longdrive chathabjatni
Nupi:Aya! Eikhoi dase gari gase fajb atangbda eise koibga pubingo! Thin nungsiye
Nupa:chanabi nangbu keino car da nate plane dafao hapaga puthage hairinine
Nupi:ado da ng gari se nakhut nammatangna thwba ngamgadro
Nupa:Hera kyg ngamdani thwge yengu
Nupi:adudi da nakhut namanaduna nanatonda teiriba napthido amta teithokuba

 
Dongnao gi padar amatta leige
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Nupi: Tada.. dongnao gi padar amatta leige...

salesman-" ebemma size to kayam chaobano".

Nupi- "Fifteen inches."

salesman:" ebemma adudi pikmandro?"

nupi: Tada... Computer moniter gine..!!
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Salesman:" Aye.. Computer dabu padar.. Hapnabro!"

nupi:, "Hellllooooooooo tada........E'ikhoi dana windows ama happa chatkhibado!"

 
Hujikan angang se mei tadro yengu ko

Hujikan angang se mei tadro yengu ko...

macha:- baba nang love marriage touwe ko

mapa:- touwe nangdi kamaina khangiba

macha:- baba gi luhongbei numit tuga eigi D.O.B ga tha taruk (6) khakta khetnei

mapa:- haa!!!!!!

 
Luhongbada nupi na left ta
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Nupi- luhongbada nupi na left ta aduga nupana right ta adum famise keigino?

nupa-maths ki formula ne da..

nupi- eh kamaina

nupa- sumaina toubane..
profit and loss statement gi matung inna

income na right side ta aduga expend na left side ta adum thamidana..
aduine
right-boys(income)
left-gals(expend)

 
Nongma chakniba ama resturents da

Nongma chakniba ama resturents da changlak laga..

Chakniba: Sir plz lupa 20 coffee pibirk u.

Nupa: Coffee? Coffee cup amada lupa 10 pine..

Chakniba: 1na eigi girlfriend gine sir!

Nupa: Wow! Ngbu nupiga koibrane?
Hyy ngaikho...Ng nupido chaknibi oihallage twrira !!

Chakniba: natte sir,
mana eibu chakniba oihanlabani !!

 
Mashu nupa na magi pupu da

Mashu nupa na magi pupu da

mashu : pupu eidi imphal talkies ta ngaorey.....

Mapu : heit..... Khupaaakna tharakuhraaa......

Mashu : imphal talkies ta ngaoraga kei kaigey pupu.....

Mapu : hehe ngaoda2 eshusidi adoh practical oina twbidra loire...... Noi pupu eishu thaina imphal talkies ta show amta chitharak potte.....
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Mashu : ae keino pupu eidi imphal talkies band doh haibane........ Da akhu hoi esei shingduda ngaowe hairaga.... Huh

 
Patient n doctor nupi
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Patient to doctor nupi:
amata ngaibikhoba wa amata haijage ngasidi..

Doctor nupi: haibiyu yani hekta.

Patient: matang chade hainadi khanbinuko eihak na ng bu opreation theater da uraba mikuptagi eigi thamoise ng na hukhre ei ngasidi angaoba haibdo oire!

Doctor: (ekairap touna) ei d ng gi thamoi hu su hudana eidi ng kidney tangne huranba.

Patient: haaa?? Ayaya!...

 
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