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Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatl...

Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatlu 7 se even la odd la haiyu

Koktang:oja even ni

Oja:hei sono seven se kmaina even oihanlino ha

Koktang: oja S to lwthoko adum oijarbni

Oja:ash!


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Nupa amkhak cosmetic stor...

Nupa amkhak cosmetic store da lakpajatni

Dukandar:kari yengsige?
Nupa:perfume nungsiba2 khra yengjage
Dukandarduna makhal2gi perfume puthokami
Nupa duna kap2tuna try twraba matung hairakami...
Nupa:aaah! Mamalse yadre lupa 10/20 piba oina piraku
Dukandar:ebungo adugi oiragadi kalen su oibnina sasu yam sabnina segrak ta humbiraga adum koinam nambiro!!!


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miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwg...

miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwgtlu...
tomchw: keigiNo oja...
miss: mee usitene mac eise kana malli...ng hah..
tomchw: eikhoi maning gi yu ngaoba thembung gi nupi malle..
miss: ahh..ahh.. mac hwre eingnda.. lichei khngbra....
tomchw: lee g ro waa g ro plastic ki ro... oja..
miss: noi napana nangonda fuba lichei do......
tomchw: khoi baba na miss ta pirkero...
miss: ng karn ym taningbra... hah.. napa da takthokke..
tomchw: Oo... miss ei gyn tare... khoi mama da horen haidokke ng...


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Hello! Police Station

Nupa:Hello! Police Station

Police:Mani takpiyu kari karamb emergency leire

Nupa:Yamna arubni amukta lakpiyu

Police:Ado karitwb yaorage

Nupa:eigdmak nupi ani funadana leire
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Police:Ae! Adudi afab wani keino

Nupa:Fabbudi yam fab aduda nupi athibiduna ngamkhidore


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Nupa ama video yeng2na

Nupa ama video yeng2na

Hei minai macha yes haiganune ngbo! Napunsi chupa ningamdabna pik thalanine! Ash! Haiganu haibnine ngbo! Loiredana haikhrene

Nupi:Ho karibu yengino adukyam nungaitana koirao laoridubo

Nupa:keisu nateda eikhoinigi luhongbg videodo yengambni!


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Nokning-ba SMS
yaosang thabl chongfm amadaa yam

Boy kh(yaosang thabl chongfm amadaa yam nungaina leikaidugi mche mchlsingna thbl chonglingeid volunteer oib angang amana mic ta laothork pni
Volunteer:" Arapa amadi ankpadgi thbl chongani lakpib pukchel chaorba gentlemensing thbl penna chongbi houro,eche echlsing humang tarkpna kuchu hanagi fibmda hnjinlkadore aduna ngahak leirdi thbl loijarani waroubiroi,,,,,,,-,,,,,,,"

 
Abokki cold drink

Pakhang macha ama cinema hallda cinema yenglammi, makhutta cold drink ama leiba konnaba peisa yaoramde...mahakki nakanda hanubi ama sprite bottle ama pairaga dil khaira khairaduna khajiak khajik thak lammi...minute 10 muk leiraga ship ama, 12 muk leiraga amuk ship ama asumna thak lammi...madu ubada pakhang macha adu prok prok chak lammi..thak ningbana ngaoraba nahaduna hanubidugi drink adu tap pairaga gar gar chinglaga thak lammi aduga hairak ee: iben, cold drink haaisidi sumaina thak kadoubani, kadaidagi abokti chit chit khr khr sum dil khairaga leire.
Hanubi: ibungo, aboksu thak pa heiye...aduda sum touba abokki bottle du sprite yaodabane, eina kwa chabagi mahi sum osinnaba haidana purak pani, ibungona khambaga amta nangdakhei loina thak tokkhre pan gi mahidu...

 
Thoinu:Ngdi karamba nupa pammi?

Thoinu:Ngdi karamba nupa pammi?
Chaobi:Eidi corepati pammi
Thoinu:Corepati fangdragadi kamdwba
Chaobi:Lakh 50 paiba ewa ani pammi
Thoinu:Adusu fangdragadi kamdwtaba
Chaobi:Adu oiragana lakh 25 paiba ewa 4 pammi

Matang aduda khanghwdana upper birth ta hippamba Tombana hwgatlaga asumna hairakhi

'LUPA 1000 gi matang ywrakanda ei houdorako'

 
moi pabung eigi mobileda

Tombagi nupi-moi pabung eigi mobileda knano mshk khngdba amana I Love You haina thajllkle
Tomba-mshk khngdbna nngonda thjilkpado miduda amuk thAdokho.

 
Moirangkangleirolda karigumb mobile leiramlab..

Khamba:-nuja oibi pakhanggi thawai oiribi,ngarang thengla ahingda msg khangdoi hulhankhibdo phangdbrane pamubi..!
Thoibi:-lamja nangbu nungsiba ningolgidi thawai oirib, ngarang ahing nongyaido kabo lamdamsida Rechrg amata phangdbna pamu nangi Reply pining2 piba ngamjakhidre waroubinuko pamuba..!
Nongban:-Kana lei ful talk-time amataga magic amataga thougal tou yawa chikthanage Thobi ga.!
Khamnu: Echegi adu ningthou khamba nabai pheiroijambagi anouba no.se Echegi hand set sida save amukta tousanbiyu...!
Khamba:-Dashani hey

 
Nupi amaga nupa amaga kobirei

Nupi amaga nupa amaga kobirei garden da koiba laklammi, makhoi ani cofee cup amamam thakminaringeida ekhang khanghoudana nupi duna nupa duda hanglak-E,,,,,,
nupi-- "Tamo ng eibu tasengna nungcvara?"
nupa-- "umm nungc......!"
nupi-- "Ashengba? Adudi kayam nungsigey amta haiyoba sae (nupiduna haifet k raga oinajark-e)"
nupa-- "Nungcv, ngna eige sim card ni aduga eina nggi handset ni"
nupaduge wahei tabada nupi aduna ym haraona hairak-E, "Tamo eibu punshi chupa nggi hanset ta happiyu, sim change toubiganuko"
nupa-- "umm ngbu punshigi hapkani, sim change touroi adubu eigi handset sae dual sim ni khangbiyu" :P:D

 
Oja ngasidi nakhoida wahang khara

Oja ngasidi nakhoida wahang khara hangeko chumna paokhum pigdbni
Tomba ng haiyu Eswarse leibra leitbra?
Tomba:Lei oja! Eidi nungtigi bor nijei!
Oja:Adudi haiyu eswar si karamkanda saoyi?
Tomba:Eikhoina aranba thabak ama twrakanda saoyi!
Oja:Gud! Fammo2.
Hei chaob ng amuk lepkhatlu
Chaoba:kari takpigdb oja?
Oja:Tombana hairisi chumbra chumdbra
Chaoba:chumde oja
Oja:adudi ng haiyu eswarsi karamkanda saoyi
Chaoba(ekairap twna):Aduburo oja eswardi Nupi ama luhngdringeida pregnant oiraga nupidugi mamana asumna hairakanda saoyi
"HEY ESWAR NGNA ECHANUPISIDA TWBIRISE KARINO"

 
Nongma nongthi nongmamba
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Nongma nongthi nongmamba numidang amada yu ngaoba nupa ama litan thong ama lalami, tanjasida ganja ngaoba nupa amasu thongsigi oppsite side tagi lanaba laklami. Yu ngaoba nupa asina fere2 haimankhibna ganja ngaoba nupa asi khara lakpa hourmlaga kimankhiduna thongduda kolaga kapli2 touduna leirmi.
Yu ngaoba nupa asina asum lakpada nupa ama thongduda kolaga leirmbadu thengnare, manakta changsiladuna
Yu ngaoba nupa :
eina ngasaidei thongsi fere2 hai khalisidi nangna aduda pairaga nomiboiro. . .

 
Constable to jailer

Constable to jailer: Sir Sir...ngarang eikhoi jail manungda Bandi mayam ama Ramayan drama sanarammi...
Jailer: Aah, adudi yam feina..keigino nangna epa pakhatlidi
Constable: Sir aduda ngarang Hanuman saba nupa du himalay dagi Shanjivani louba chatkhibadei hujikfao halaktri..

 
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