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Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatl...

Oja:hei koktang ng hwgatlu 7 se even la odd la haiyu

Koktang:oja even ni

Oja:hei sono seven se kmaina even oihanlino ha

Koktang: oja S to lwthoko adum oijarbni

Oja:ash!


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Nupa amkhak cosmetic stor...

Nupa amkhak cosmetic store da lakpajatni

Dukandar:kari yengsige?
Nupa:perfume nungsiba2 khra yengjage
Dukandarduna makhal2gi perfume puthokami
Nupa duna kap2tuna try twraba matung hairakami...
Nupa:aaah! Mamalse yadre lupa 10/20 piba oina piraku
Dukandar:ebungo adugi oiragadi kalen su oibnina sasu yam sabnina segrak ta humbiraga adum koinam nambiro!!!


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miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwg...

miss: hei.. tomchw ng hwgtlu...
tomchw: keigiNo oja...
miss: mee usitene mac eise kana malli...ng hah..
tomchw: eikhoi maning gi yu ngaoba thembung gi nupi malle..
miss: ahh..ahh.. mac hwre eingnda.. lichei khngbra....
tomchw: lee g ro waa g ro plastic ki ro... oja..
miss: noi napana nangonda fuba lichei do......
tomchw: khoi baba na miss ta pirkero...
miss: ng karn ym taningbra... hah.. napa da takthokke..
tomchw: Oo... miss ei gyn tare... khoi mama da horen haidokke ng...


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Hello! Police Station

Nupa:Hello! Police Station

Police:Mani takpiyu kari karamb emergency leire

Nupa:Yamna arubni amukta lakpiyu

Police:Ado karitwb yaorage

Nupa:eigdmak nupi ani funadana leire
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Police:Ae! Adudi afab wani keino

Nupa:Fabbudi yam fab aduda nupi athibiduna ngamkhidore


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Nupa ama video yeng2na

Nupa ama video yeng2na

Hei minai macha yes haiganune ngbo! Napunsi chupa ningamdabna pik thalanine! Ash! Haiganu haibnine ngbo! Loiredana haikhrene

Nupi:Ho karibu yengino adukyam nungaitana koirao laoridubo

Nupa:keisu nateda eikhoinigi luhongbg videodo yengambni!


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Nokning-ba SMS
Nongma

wife:- ngasidi kei thongsige

husband:- khangde da nang apamba adum thongo

wife:- nang hairak o nangna haibado thongdoine

husband:- hangam thongo aduga eronba ama touro
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wife:- hujik nungdang sidabo kaidei hangamno ngasaina hainasu natte

husband:- adudi kangsoi ama hekta thongo dana

wife:- kangsoi da chamandana odoure

husband:- adudi kangou ama ngouro eronba ama touro

wife:- thao da cha lei...pukkase yadre

husband:- adudi parothaa ra tan ra ama houro

wife:- adudi amuk horen chak lammak ani

husband:- Maggi hek houro khwai samba...

wife:- Maggi yam chabasu fattabane

husband:- adudi nang apamba ama thonguro eingonda keidoubei hangak eno

wife:- nang hainado thonge touba

nupi sidi penlapotni da.....
Nongma....

wife:- ngasidi kei thongsige

husband:- khangde da nang apamba adum thongo

wife:- nang hairak o nangna haibado thongdoine

husband:- hangam thongo aduga eronba ama touro
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wife:- hujik nungdang sidabo kaidei hangamno ngasaina hainasu natte

husband:- adudi kangsoi ama hekta thongo dana

wife:- kangsoi da chamandana odoure

husband:- adudi kangou ama ngouro eronba ama touro

wife:- thao da cha lei...pukkase yadre

husband:- adudi parothaa ra tan ra ama houro

wife:- adudi amuk horen chak lammak ani

husband:- Maggi hek houro khwai samba...

wife:- Maggi yam chabasu fattabane

husband:- adudi nang apamba ama thonguro eingonda keidoubei hangak eno

wife:- nang hainado thonge touba

nupi sidi penlapotni da.....

 
tomba nng ga chaoba baga pokminaba nachin nanao natra

Oja: tomba nng ga chaoba baga pokminaba nachin nanao natra
tomba: ntte oja
oja: Aaa keino chaoba nadi nng ga pokminei hyna
Tomba: ma angang nina khngdadana hyba oirmni sir
oja: keino noi anise pokminaba nachin nanao ni ana noi banasu hyramine
tomba: echin enao di echin enao ni aduda pokminade
oja: oh adudi noi ba se nupi ani lonbro
tomba : londe
oja: adudi kamai na pokminaba nachin nan...ao oidrino
tomba: ho aduburo ,, eina hanna pok a ,, ma na konna pok a ,, pokminabadi ntte

 
Nupa na nupida chelase haina wa houdokpa
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Nupa na nupida chelase haina wa houdokpa>>

"ei yum ga khatnaraga thorakae ebani chellase thoklako"

"ei yam thajadaba natro, chelase ebani ngasi adudi"

"Nang yam thajade nupa yam koi aduna ebani ngasi chellase"

"ema na mamou nupi yengena takpada yadre aduna chellasi ebani"
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Aduga nupi na nupa da chellase haina houdokpa>>

HONEY EI PREGNANT OIRE

 
Kei hinjang chage

1st day
nupa- kei hinjang chage?
nupi- nga....

2nd day
nupa- kei hinjang chage?
nupi- nga...

3rd day
nupa- kei hinjang chage?...
nupi- nga...
nupa- heRa// ng nungti gi nga chara malle... kei nga no???

nupi- NGARII
nupa- OnthokpaNi....

 
love se kei lamdei houdorakeeeh

Oja : love se kei lamdei houdorakeeeh.....
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.shatra : sir China.......
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Oja : kamaina oiriba......
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.shatra : sir warranty yaodaba guarantee yaodaba pot pu china na nattana kanana shaani......

 
Universal truth

Luhongba kuidringei dadi: the man speaks and the woman listens.

Luhongba Chahi 2 muka sujilakadi: the woman speaks and the man listens.

Chahi 3 muka sujilakadi: they both speak and the neighbors listen.

 
honey nang mobile to amta pirak o

gf:- honey nang mob to amta pirak o keinomta yenge

bf:- amta ngaiyuko...

nupi fotos delete..
nupi msg delete..
fb log out...
wechat clear msg.....

memory format....

bf:- se yengo se nang ei yam thajadraga

gf:- huh!!!! Eidi nang mob to karambano yenge touraga eisu leige na...wakhal gadi..

bf:- haaaa!!!

 
Mei Mutkhara...

Mei Mutkhara...
Nupa1: Kaino Power department pairesina taouri si bo?
Nupa2: Power di yam paiba power di piba namdaba!!!!

 
Police ki inaterview da..

Oficer: war does nt hav mercy right??

Interviewer: yes sir!!

Oficer: phare se c nongmei c pairaga noi wife to next room ta leibne kapthatlammo.

1st man changure aduga.

1st man: sir ei ngamjaroi madumadi.
Oficer: ok u may go now.

2nd man amuk changure aduga.

2nd: sir ei touda yade hairagadi post to cancel toubiro.
Officer: ok u may go.

3rd man: sir eisu nupi da khut tha ngamoi.
Officer: ok u too can go.

4th man changkhare aduga nomgei makon tai.
Oficer na atopa roomda: oh he is brave i select him!

4th man: (yam saona) kananano ei nongmeise maru chatabi pirakese, 6mak kapane loi blank oi, ei nupido maru chatadana nongmei g maning na oina suraga hatokamabne!

Oficer: oi namaimat ayayaya!

 
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